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Carbon Neutral Farmyard

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The price of diesel rose 10% this week in Ireland  If it isn't extremely cold at altitude in winter the best place in my opinion to keep cows is at the top of your farm in a farmyard with slurry stored at the top sheltered by trees to prevent excessive cold. The reason for this is quite simple the slurry can flow downhill into other tanks for spreading when needed or else distribute farm buildings throughout the farm to minimise distance slurry is carried. This will also be near the wind turbine generator. For power of the milking parlour there are loads of options Solar. Wind Turbine. Horse on threadmill which gets pushed off backwards to urinate or crap which is fed if it does it voluntarily or more agressively pushed off if it isn't learning. Fed and drink as he walks. Rowing machine Farmers will be fit and sexier than the wolf of wall street. And they will have horses to attract the ladies. Music in the parlour so cows let down milk faster turn on voice recognition on your