Carbon Neutral Farmyard

The price of diesel rose 10% this week in Ireland 

If it isn't extremely cold at altitude in winter the best place in my opinion to keep cows is at the top of your farm in a farmyard with slurry stored at the top sheltered by trees to prevent excessive cold.

The reason for this is quite simple the slurry can flow downhill into other tanks for spreading when needed or else distribute farm buildings throughout the farm to minimise distance slurry is carried.

This will also be near the wind turbine generator.

For power of the milking parlour there are loads of options Solar.

Wind Turbine.

Horse on threadmill which gets pushed off backwards to urinate or crap which is fed if it does it voluntarily or more agressively pushed off if it isn't learning. Fed and drink as he walks.

Rowing machine


Farmers will be fit and sexier than the wolf of wall street.
And they will have horses to attract the ladies.
Music in the parlour so cows let down milk faster turn on voice recognition on your phone say ok google play joe dolan and have a bluetooth boombox with discolights from amazon or alibaba.com

Gradient descent algorithms and google maps application with height data will be used to dig the drains optimally for the correct speed of flow of effluent downhill.
Regular plowing over the drains and alternate paths will be used at the optimal interval recommended by experiment to make sure effluent doesn't go the wrong way.

Experiments will be done with lining drains with concrete plastic piping covered plastic piping in wet weather to prevent the tanks at the bottom of the hill filling with water.







The trench can be used as a temporary feeding trough also if ground is dry and plowed back when in the way. 

There is a lot of things done in the old days now obselete


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If you think the old people were stupid they used furs bushes as clothes lines. Buried their poo with a shovel so as not to attract rats now we bury poo underground and spread when the tank is full of of poo and various other items onto fields anyway, even septic tanks are stupid, the Irish would not have had a potato famine if they told the queen they needed the food and if this wasn't allowed they could have peed on the potatoes preventing blight. If you think the Romans were civilised they used horse pee as toothpaste and judging from skeletons it was better than colgate. Big pharma has put a lot of stupid ideas in modern mans head. I've a friend who could be paying $5400 a month for multiple sclerosis drugs in the U.S. little better than a change in diet she damn lucky she is no longer living there being dealt drugs she doesn't need by doctors selling hope for big pharma. We all die and get an afterlife one in 25 amerians had a near death experience and existed outside time the experiences vary a lot, for more see iands.org

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